You look homeless, Brett. Homeless.


I tell my best friend I’m having an OMH morning and not sure of the cause and she suggests I need a snickers. That fucker haha. At least it put a smile on my face. Hahaha

I’m that asshole best friend. I regret nothing.


imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

make me choose
kurt-blaines asked: bucky barnes or kurt hummel 




we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

you probably misunderstood this post

You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart, I’ll always be with you.


The fact that people still think that all feminists are radicals who hate men and want to crush the patriarchy and install a matriarchy boggles me. It’s 2014, is equality of the sexes such a radical notion? I don’t understand.

make me choose
finn hudson or sam evans (asked by anonymous)


*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year