when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
what happened to old zealand
If you don’t have room on your blog for a gif of macaroni and cheese, you’re running the wrong kind of blog.
Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart.
Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show.
Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.
DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX.
DO NOT click on adverts on the side.
And be very cautious of fake play buttons.
You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter.
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
I have to see this for myself.
This so won’t work